If you were a stripper named after a car......

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 02/03/2016 at 19:54 • Filed to: None

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What would your name be?

I’d be “Carrera.”

Named after the 911 Carrera obviously.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 19:56

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Maxima, or Ami ;)

Spaceball-Two > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 19:57

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Elantra.

jkm7680 > Spaceball-Two 02/03/2016 at 19:58

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That’s a good one, haha.

not for canada - australian in disguise > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 19:58

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Obligatory Every Joy Pop Turbo.

Cherry_man1 > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 19:59

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Male = Marauder

Female = Victoria

My citroen won't start > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:00

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Déesse

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:00

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Wouldn’t I be Carrera, of all people on Oppo? Fine, I’ll take Pony Boy ;)

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/03/2016 at 20:01

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Maybe Cayenne for you?

shift monkey > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:01

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Lexus sounds right

Textured Soy Protein > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:02

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Bongo Friendee Auto Free Top

probablyshoulduseafakename > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:02

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WRX STI Spec c Type RA-R. Lol

Übel > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:02

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Mrs. Edsel Duesenberg.

I’m aiming for a niche market

gin-san - shitpost specialist > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:03

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Uh...

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Mini Cooper?

Sam > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:03

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As a male?

Cutlass or Hellcat.

jkm7680 > Übel 02/03/2016 at 20:03

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Show your ankles Mrs. Edsel Duesenberg!

TheHondaBro > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:05

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Beauty Leopard.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:05

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Calling my fat eh? Howabout Cayman....Oh my. This is turning very adult.

jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/03/2016 at 20:05

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Hahah, Cay-Man.

Alex B > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:06

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Mercedes lol

CounterTorqueSteer > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:07

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Mustang ;)

Sn210 > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:09

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Virage Volante

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:11

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I’ll stick with Pony Boy. :p

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:14

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Probe

Birddog > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:16

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Cougar Eliminator

RallyWrench > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:18

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Please welcome, the beautiful “Vitesse”

Or possibly just “635csi.”

gin-san - shitpost specialist > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:19

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Celica.

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:22

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RallyWrench > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/03/2016 at 20:22

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You sure? That’s liable to stick as a nickname around these parts...

DoYouEvenShift > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:23

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Polestar

Baeromez > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:24

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Trans ma’Am

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:26

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Avanti

jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/03/2016 at 20:27

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That’s a good one

Mercedes Streeter > Alex B 02/03/2016 at 20:27

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*Bats eyes*

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:27

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She’s not a stripper. She’s a flapper girl.

Mercedes Streeter > Baeromez 02/03/2016 at 20:27

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<3

Mercedes Streeter > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:27

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Mercedes!

Wait...

jkm7680 > Mercedes Streeter 02/03/2016 at 20:28

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Hahah

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:28

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Carina

petebmwm > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:29

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hammer head i eagle thrust, or jeoff

Milky > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:30

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Crotchfire, Crossdicks, Crosstits, Dickfire, Fire Dick, Don’t cross swords, etc.

AM3R shamefully returns > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:30

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“BMW twinpower turbo 435i xdrive grancoupe” doesn't it just ooze sex?

Cash Rewards > DoYouEvenShift 02/03/2016 at 20:31

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This is the correct answer.

touring the brook - now with ZHP! > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 20:45

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Turbo Z.

yamahog > Birddog 02/03/2016 at 20:52

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You can’t eliminate them, they’re your clientele!

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 21:00

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Duster?

Baeromez > Mercedes Streeter 02/03/2016 at 21:14

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It was either that or ‘Austin Midget.’

scoob > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 21:15

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F Pace

Baeromez > probablyshoulduseafakename 02/03/2016 at 21:16

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‘F350'

Mercedes Streeter > Baeromez 02/03/2016 at 21:17

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Trans Ma’Am is so much better!!! :D <3

wiffleballtony > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 21:19

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Mini

The Compromiser > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 21:21

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Carmen Gia.

Make a V and a W

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AM3R shamefully returns 02/03/2016 at 21:39

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Probably oozes coolant from somewhere.

deprecated account > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 21:44

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X4 M40i xDrive M Sport Line

Vicente Esteve > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 21:44

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I just realised the absurd amount of great names for strippers that can stem from cars. I laughed.

jkm7680 > Vicente Esteve 02/03/2016 at 21:45

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It’s true, haha.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > RallyWrench 02/03/2016 at 23:03

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Only if everyone remembers.... (o_O)

911e46z06 > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 23:08

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Full-Size RAM

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > jkm7680 02/03/2016 at 23:10

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Maxi Tebo.

Shoop > jkm7680 02/04/2016 at 04:10

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Scion 8=====D

pip bip - choose Corrour > jkm7680 02/04/2016 at 04:48

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Mercedes.

certified cool guy > jkm7680 02/07/2016 at 12:36

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I’d be S420